News > TW RECAP: Entourage 4-15-07
April 16, 2007
As this season plods on, E and Vince get increasingly obnoxious and Drama, Turtle, Ari and Lloyd get increasingly funny. Too bad this isn't the "Sopranos" because then we'd have a chance for E and Vince to get offed.Anyways, E and Vince are planning some lame vacation and..blah blah, something about Napa Valley and how they're gonna go in their super hot cars or something. Waah Waah, my life is so hard.
Drama and Turtle's story-line is far more interesting and hilarious. The two of them are dead set on finding chicks at a dog park. And when Turtle's dog actually scores them some questionably attractive chicks, it looks like things are going well. That is, until Turtle's dog attacks the two chicks' dog. Blue balls scene #1! Then...the dog is taken to the vet and it turns out she's ok...so everyone goes back to the girls' pad for some more make out sessions. But the chick Turtle is making out with can't stop dissing his dog, so he bitches her out and he and Drama (mid blow job) are thrown out of the house. Blue balls...scene 2!
Air and Lloyd are trying to forget Vince for once and score some new client, a gay writer who just fired his agent. Ari knows this writer only likes gay agents, so he uses Lloyd to court his bloated gay butt. But the writer really, REALLy likes Lloyd and this turns into a mini disaster. Ari sends Lloyd off to go get the contract to rep the writer signed and the writer lures Lloyd to some gay nightclub. The writer gets Lloyd all drunk and is ready to take advantage of him, but Ari suddenly grows a heart (and some balls) and heads over to the club to stop Lloyd from getting tore up by this massively huge gay writer.
The writer, of course, aint pleased and delivers the funniest line of the episode, something along the lines of: "You know what they say about the Chinese...you fuck once and then you're horny thirty minutes later!" As a fan of Chinese food, this line gets me good. Ohh, Lloyd.
So, in conclusion, if it wasn't for the main characters, this would be a great show.
