News > MyNetworkTV to be Filled with Nothing But Sex this Summer
April 13, 2007
If you can't create meaningful or incisive programming, settle for tits. That's a basic tenet of TV philosophy, and one MyNetworkTV most definitely subscribes to. reports that the bastard child of Fox has a hysterically single-minded lineup this summer, including:
"Anna Nicole Smith: A Centerfold Revisited" (Notice that the title focuses on her former centerfold status, not the current dead-of-a-drug-overdose-and-buried-in-a-gaudy-pink-blanket status)
"Britney Spears: A Pop Idol Exposed" (She seems to have been "exposing" herself quite well the past few months, thus making this show sleazy AND redundant)
"The Hooters Dreamgirl Challenge"
"Hawaiian Tropic International Beauty Pageant"
"Body Doubles International Twin Search"
"Ujena Bikini Jam"
"Monkey Tennis"
I made the last one up, if only for the sake of variety. At this rate, MyNetTV may as well change its slogan to "got Kleenex?"
