News > Star Jones to Appear in The Most Horrific Law and Order: SVU Finale of All Time
March 6, 2007
Now, why is it going to be horrific? Didn't you read the headline? Star Jones is going to be in it.
RealityTVWorld reports that Star Jones, who is evidently a real-life lawyer in her free time when she isn't eating Doritos or talking about how great she is, will appear in Law and Order: SVU's season finale this May. She'll be playing a lawyer, and -- depressingly -- will not be the violently murdered victim featured in the episode.
Frankly, I don't get it. First CSI gives Kevin Federline a role, and now Law and Order brings in Star Jones? Did the NBC TV execs just look at their 2007 lineup and say, "You know, I like what you've got here, but I've got one complaint...it isn't mediocre enough. Get me Star Jones, ASAP."