News > Rosie to Leave The View Prematurely? Hell Yes!
May 25, 2007
Written by: Josh Karp
Via: Rosie
Rosie O'Donnel sucks. Hard. I can't stand her voice. I can't stand her face. I can't stand her beady little eyes. They make me nervous. There's only one thing in the world that makes me more unhappy than Rosie O'Donnell herself: The View. That estrogen fueled, shit-talking, man-hating, stupid mess. It was alright when they had that younger hot chick, you know the one, but following her departure, the show is completely and utterly unwatchable. As such, I always figured that Rosie was a good fit. It's sort of like placing her in Siberia as far as I'm concerned. Out of sight, out of mind. That is why it is with greatly conflicted emotions that I announce Rosie's possible premature departure from the show. Rosie has a website that is, in a word, horrifying. In between meaningless blog updates, the "actress" is fond of posting short haikus, poems, and chat transcripts between herself and her "adoring" fans. A certain quasi poem, quasi interview more or less reveals Rosie's plans. She's leaving. On the one hand, I'm glad she's getting the boot. The world does not need the option to see the woman's horrid mug every single morning. On the other hand, the poor wretch has been unleashed yet again, most likely in search of further projects. Seeing Rosie on the big screen again is not an appealing prospect.
