Written by: Noah Sanders

 

Rosie O'Donnell is a vindictive bitch.  I'm sorry, I can't get past that.  Ever since her brightly colored talk show days, she's slowly degraded in to an attention grabbing sadist, who seems to want nothing then to invoke fights with people she deems stupider than her.  Rosie, your hearts in the right place, but it'd probably go better if you didn't act like such an evil bitch-whore all the time.

 

The latest news on Rosie's bitch-tear?  US Magazine, a bastion of journalistic integrity that I'm glad we've finally started tapping for their hard-hitting news stories. is reporting that one Rosie's latest Gay and Lesbian cruise, she told 1,500 people about how, pretty much, she still hated Elizabeth Hasselbeck.  The largish lesbian lady brought out a huge poster of Hasselbeck with devil horns and a mustache drawn on, made a 'crazy motion' with her hand, and then laid in to the decidedly dimwitted Hasselbeck.  'Her only f--king credit was Survivor. Come on!” O'Donnell told the crowd, continuing that she, 'can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.'  She also laid in to Donald Trump, which always confuses me, as both personalities are just sad, sad, people trying to grasp on to some degree of televised fame. 

 

By the way, have I mentioned I hate Rosie O'Donnell?  Cause I do.