News > Polish Government launches probe to determine Teletubbies sexual orientation
May 28, 2007
Written by: Josh Karp
Via: TVGuide
Now that Jerry Falwell is gone, someone or something had to pick up where the lunatic left off. The Polish government has announced plans to launch an official investigation into the sexual orientation of the Teletubbies. Does Poland have nothing better to do? Weren't they the flagship members of our "Coalition of the Willing"? Whatever the case, the government appointed "Children's Rights" point person, Ewa Sowinska, has professed a desire to get to the bottom of the issue. The outcome? If the 'Tubbies are gay, then they will most likely find their poor blue and green selves removed from Polish T.V. If they're straight, no harm no foul I suppose. Does anyone else find this ridiculous?
