Written by: Noah Sanders

 

It's a big day for beautiful women getting, er, cast in stuff.  First with Missy Peregrym landing a new show, and now hot hot heat-producer (the actual heat, not the band) Danay Garcia scoring herself a role on the third season of 'Prison Break'.  Garcia will play the girfriend of Michael Scoefield's (Wentworth Miller) cellmate Whistler (Chris Vance).  Assumedly she'll get all tied up in some sort of bizarre conspiracy and hopefully wear a lot of short, small linen numbers.  

 

The show, which producers thought was only going to be a two year ordeal, is heading in to it's third season, this time with escapee Scoefield landed back in the joint, just this time in Panama.  That sure is sucky life for old Scoefield, gets all tatted up and gets arrested so he can free his wrongly imprisoned brother.  (Prison) Breaks out and avoids Sparks from 'Grace Under Fire' and then starts the third season in the dingy confines of a Panamanian cell?  Damn.  This show should be called, 'My Life is Shittier Than Yours'. 

 

Garcia will next be seen in the Bruce McGill movie From Mexico with Lov.  I'm assuming she's playing the Mexican part of that title.