Written by: Noah Sanders

 

It is good to see that Melanie Brown aka Mel B. aka Scary Spice aka Eddie Murphy's baby's mama is moving out of her limited role as tabloid fodder, and back in to what she's best at: being a part of crappy pseudo-musical productions!  That's riiiiiiiiiiiiight, Celebrity Spider (the most annoyingly green website on the internet) is reporting that Melanie Brown has joined the judging table of the strangely popular 'Dancing With the Stars'.  Perhaps the producers of the show feel that only a truly washed-up pop star can judge a bunch of dancing washed-up stars.  

 

By the way, age has really solidified the whole Scary Spice thing, if you know what I mean ... ...