Written by: Noah Sanders

 

It's been known for a while that Ellen's sweat heart, and former Bluth-slut, Portia de Rossi would be guest-starring on nine episodes of seedy plastic surgery drama Nip/Tuck.  de Rossi will play a lesbian mom who wants plastic surgery for her daughter.  Sounds pretty Nip/Tuck-ish to me, but the twists keep coming:

 

de Rossi's character and Joely Richardson's character will get in to some hot and heavy girl-on-girl!

 

Yup, you heard it right here (and we heard it from The Aussielo Report) Joely Richardson and Portia de Rossi will be doing some seriously, as Aussielo puts it, 'the sex scenes will be anything but tame.'  

 

Growl!