Written by: Noah Sanders

 

It's August and we still have six months until a new episode of the newfangled 'Lost' hits the airs.  I am fiending like a crack-baby at her mother's teet, and I know there are others like you out there, clawing at yourselves, scratching the numbers in to the wall, repeatedly watching the final episode for clues - were called addicts, and we have a problem.  But, I endorse this addiction (I need something now that I don't have cigs) so I'll be slowly feeding you the worthless tidbits of news I find each day, just to quell the shakes and the puking. 

 

Today's near worthless news break, comes from Michael Aussielo's all-knowing self.  Seemingly a casting call has gone out for this description:

 

'Arthur Stevens, a very tall and thin corporate recruiter who is smart, capable and ruthless. "He may smile and his words may sound soothing," reads the casting notice, "but their effect can send chills up your spine."

 

Ohhhhhhhhh.  Corporate recruiters are scaaaaaaary!