Written by: Noah Sanders

 

Last week, rumors flew of drama on the set of massively popular sci-fi show 'Dr. Who'.  With those rumors now debunked, 'Dr. Who' news is flying hot and heavy.  To address these stunning developments, we'll go to the trusty bulleted-list-of-news ... ... NOW:

 

-  BBC News is reporting that Brit-sci-fi hit 'Dr. Who' will get a new Companion next season.   Though fans of current Companion Freema Agyeman shant worry, as the stunning young lady has garnered herself a three episode stint on 'Dr. Who' spin-off, 'Torchwood' and will then return for the second half of 'Dr. Who'.  As of now, they've yet to announce who the new companion will be, but she'll star in all 13 episodes and most likely be pretty easy on the eyes.

 

-  In other hot-women-on-'Dr. Who' news, pop star Kylie Minogue has signed on for the hour-long Christmas special entitled, 'Voyage of the Damned'.  This won't be just a flash-in-the-pan cameo though, is, goddammit, reporting that Minogue will play a major role alongside the titular Dr.  All I can hope for is that it ends with Minogue throwing on a sparkling onesie and belting out this song ...