Written by: Noah Sanders

 

Never before in all of my life as a internet film journalist have I ever, ever read such a silly, silly proposition as this:

 

Trishelle, the big-boobed alky slut from The Real World: Las Vegas (the white, big-boobed alky slut) has joined up with former JackAss and present retard, Steve-O for a new show entitled Dr. Steve-O.  The show's premise revolves around Steve-O travelling around the country, teaching men how to be manly, and will surely feature him eating gross stuff, barfing, wearing a thong, and in general being a distasteful asshole.  Trishelle will be his assistant and off-camera sexhole.  

 

Steve-O used to be pretty awesome.  I loved Wild Boyz, loved the fact that they seemed to like animals and exploring the different cultures they did their stupid stunts in.  I really thought that Pontius and Steve-O worked well together and thought the show was a step up from the mean spirited (yet amazing) Jackass.  But, Steve-O on his own has become this sort of drunken joke, which is fine ... for a while.  After a while I just look at his fucked up body and all his wasted interviews and just think, this guy is going to be pumping out shit for the rest of his life. 

 

Shit like 'Dr Steve-O'.  

 

Sigh.