News > News Radio alumni duke it out!
July 17, 2007
Written by: Josh Karp
If you had to place bets on who would win a fight between Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick, who would you choose? It's really no brainer. While Dick might have the upper hand in terms of biting, kicking, crying, and screaming, at the end of the day Lovitz will walk home victorious. It boils down to simple physics. Lovitz is a normal sized dude. Dick is a wiener. According to the New York Post, these two guys actually got into it last week. Seriously. The two former News Radio stars clashed over, well, it's sort of hard to explain. Check out the Post rundown below, and stand back. It gets pretty ridiculous:
"Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."
When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie."
