Written by Anthony Burch

In an almost-but-not-quite imaginative twist on the reality TV genre, NBC's new dating show, Age of Love, premieres tonight. The show follows the escapades of...

 

...Well, it's The Bachelor, but with MILFs. I could give you a complicated, BS summary of how NBC might view the show, but seriously -- it's The Bachelor with MILFs.

 

Half the women who will attempt to court Australian tennis player Mark Philippoussis are in their 20's, and the other half are in their 40's, forcing him to pretend to be attracted to the 40 year olds for long enough so he doesn't seem like a shallow prick, before eventually deciding on the 20 year old with the biggest bazooms. That's how I assume it'll turn out, anyway -- there's always a chance that Mark may find more pleasure from MILFs, and that's totally fine.

 

But still.

 

Bazooms.