Reality TV > Trump Says I Quit to 'The Apprentice'

May 21, 2007

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Donald Trump is, after Tyra Banks, probably my least favorite person on the planet. I hate his badly miffed toupee, I hate his crappy catchlines, I HATE his television show, and I cannot stand that after falling into ruin ten years ago because of poor money management he's scrapped his way back into the public consciousness on the coattails of reality television.  I HATE Donald Trump.

So just imagine my glee when I found out this week that Trump's 'The Apprentice' had been left off the fall and spring slates of NBC's new schedule.  And it just gets better: The Donald, never one to be perceived as a loser, released a statement today claiming that he wasn't fired from the network, but instead he is "moving on from 'The Apprentice' to a major new TV venture."  Of course Mr. Trump failed to disclose any details of this massive new 'venture' and I think the bad-haired business goon is just bluffing so he doesn't come off like the ass he is. 

Seriously, the only things the man knows how to do is blow it in business and produce 'The Apprentice' and the Miss America Pagent.  I can't even imagine what levels of dreck his next 'venture' are going to reach.  But you can bet I'll be following the news, because if there is anything more entertaining to watch then Donald Trump fail spectacularly, I've yet to find it. 

 

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