Reality TV > Say it ain't so. The Simple Life returns
May 25, 2007
Written by: Josh Karp
TVGuide is reporting that Paris "Help me" Hilton and Nicole "Where the hell did my ass go"Richie have agreed to reunite for another season of their epicly terrible show, The Simple Life. Set to premier this upcoming Monday at 10 p.m., The Simple Life Goes To Camp features our intrepid rich idiots "trapped" at Camp Shawnee in the Malibu Mountains. Ritchie and Hilton are *cough* camp counselors, in charge of a unfortunate group of kids. Imagine the damage waivers that these poor children's parents were forced to sign. I, for one, would never put a single living thing under the charge of either of these floozies. I'm not sure about any of you, but the prospect of seeing these two back on the small screen is nauseating at best. I found the first couple of seasons to be trite, culturally insensitive (in a bad way) and generally depressing (also in a bad way). As such, I will be avoiding these episodes like the goddamn plague.