Written by David Morgan

VIA: Monsters and Critics

 

The Lohan family needs more attention. It's just a fact. Thankfully, the good people at E! are considering Momager (Mom+Manager), a reality show starring Dina Lohan as she attempts to launch the careers of her younger children Ali (14) and Cody (11). From Monsters and Critics:

 

Dina - who once dubbed herself "the white Oprah" - has been working as a guest presenter for Entertainment Tonight to give the show "exclusives" with 20-year-old Lindsay.

Now, I've never been a parent, so granted I have no frame of reference. But I'm going to go ahead and say White Oprah is the worst mother I've ever heard about who has not directly murdered their children.

 

I'm sure someone's already writing the made for TV movie. And that someone is probably the husband, who I understand just got out of jail.