Reality TV > Does Anyone Even Need to Roast Flavor Flav?
May 22, 2007
Via: zap-2-it
Written by: Noah Sanders
Comedy Central is a cruel place. A sick, twisted place where even the gentle, childlike charm of a complete and total dumbass like Flavor Flav can be subjected to the jabs and prods of comic world. Yes, Comedy Central is finally roasting Flavor Flav. The star of Flavor of Love must be running pretty low on the old cash flow, because he's really throwing himself to the lions here. Comedy Central VP Elizabeth Porter says, "We only roast the ones we love -- and the world is clearly crazy about this guy." Sorry, Elizabeth, the whole world can see through your crap shield. The only reason you want Flavor Flav on stage in front of a bunch of genuinely funny human beings (not just funny in the oh my god kind of way) is because it is going to LINE your pockets with money. Everyone who owns cable and has ever heard of Flavor Flav is going to turn out to see this man get roasted. Seriously, it's like dipping your balls in honey and then dipping them in to an anthill. He's going to be eaten alive.
Did anyone else see the Pamela Anderson roast? Remember the part where Courtney Love gets strung up by a comic whose name I can't remember right now? Well, this is going to be a million times worse.
